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  • Someone asked:
    Okay ladies. I have two girls that I breast fed for 1.5 years each. Needless to say, my breasts took a beating. They are now completely deflated and super saggy. No projection at all, they lay flat against my body. (Yes...I'm a long titty, no nipple havin ass bitch) But all that will change in two weeks. On August 3rd I will be getting a breast lift and implants! just had to share. I'm so proud that I'm finally doing something for MYSELF!
  • Someone asked:
    I live with a 6mth old terrorist! She's holding my sleep hostage! For the last week or so she's been refusing to go to sleep before midnight. She used to always go to sleep by 9:30 pm since day one. Never woke up in the middle of the night unless she was dreaming. I put her in her bed and she stands there looking at her dad and I, while laughing and throwing threats of never getting sleep again at us in some weird language. Lol I told her if she keeps this up going to take her across the street and leave her on her grandparents porch! Or sit her downstairs with her four legged siblings!
  • Someone asked:
    So I need some advice. I have a slight addiction to this dumb fuck boy. He ain't shit, but he's great on the eyes, he eats me like the last supper and the "D" is dipped in fine magical power platinum. But he ain't shit. I've been "breaking up" with him on and off for months, but I keep dipping back in the dummy pool. My question is how do you finally get out of fuck boy mode? I feel like since I've been single, I've seen a couple of guys and got rid of them with no problem. But this one... I can't seem to shake "him". Advice??!
  • Someone asked:
    I am the only woman of color at my job, and I'm often the only woman of color in front of clients (I'm in advertising). There's been one client that really gets under my skin. They're located in west bubble f*ck (with not one person of color for miles), they've been hard to manage and have found a way to complain about everything - yet through it all I've remained cool and professional never letting it show. They've complained to my CEO that I don't have enough enthusiasm (I'm not a cheerleader, not my personality), they've complained that I'm not solution oriented (when I've proved them wrong - I had a team deliver on time and above expectation for the duration of the assignment), and the list goes on and on, but anyway it's always negative towards me. So, we have a new opportunity with them and they've basically asked to work with my junior and not me (because I'm too firm). Now I'm not one to play the race card but I feel like they're using every unfounded excuse to complain about me. I work hard y'all. I'm on the road all of the time away from my son, and when I'm working with ungrateful clients it just makes me feel like what's the point. I'm throwing my hands up with these people. They've been a thorn in my side since day one.
  • Someone asked:
    So I get my lo from the sitter yesterday and he shows me his shirt that's cut and says Emily cut it in school. I ask him where his teacher was and he says in the front of the class. I asked him did he tell he said no because the girl said sorry. I'm so pissed because when he does anything I get a call right away and here we have little Emily just walking around with scissors cutting Ralph Lauren shirts cause she felt like it. I can't wait until Monday to fix Ms. Teacher’s ass! Who do I ask for my money back?- angry mom
  • Someone asked:
    I need some advice..... My son is 4yrs old and in pre-K . Since he's started there, this one teacher is always complaining about something he did. Today I'm at my wits end because she complained that he cleaned the entire table where he ate he also picked stuff off the floor and threw it in the garbage. She complained about that saying that she didn't ask him to do any of those things. Heres the topper, she tells me he's not like any of the other kids in the class behavior wise and she thinks I should speak with the school's social worker. I want to cuss her out but at the same time remain calm because I don't see anything wrong with my son. He's 4 and I think he's going through a phase just like everything else in life. I'm also considering having a meeting with her and the principal because I feel like she is picking on him and I'm gonna take that personally. Help before I lose it with him and her
  • Someone asked:
    Every morning my ❤ breaks a little more than the day before when my daughter shies away from me kissing her in front of her friends when I drop her off. ? We agreed on a special Big Hero 6 handshake. The handshake is cool, but it's not a kiss ☹ When do they get too cool for a kiss?? I can't handle this ?
  • Someone asked:
    Soooo after a nice family day out yesterday, the Mr comes in the house with the poopy baby in hand and proceeds to get himself ready for bed. I'm in the kitchen unpacking some things we picked up at the store, getting our daughter settled for school the next day and washing bottles. I come in the room to change my clothes 30 mins later, and he is laying down trying to sleep, meanwhile the baby is still in the dirty diaper! ?? Sooo being the awesome person I am, I proceed to change the baby and put the diaper in his bag that was previously packed for work. He hasn't called to tell me he found it yet, but I'm sure he's wondering why he smells like shit all morning. Did I go too far?? ??? Sincerely yours, ‪#‎PettyPatty‬
  • Someone asked:
    If. One. More. Damn. Person. Asks. Me. What. I'm. Having. I'm. Gonna. Lose. My. Flipping. Mind. "What are u having?" "Is it a boy or girl?" "Why don't you know yet? Do you not want to know?" "Do you want a boy or a girl?" I know these people mean well, but idk what I'm having because I haven't found out yet. And of course some people are genuinely asking and have no clue I've been asked this fifty 11 times before they've asked, I just am so damn annoyed. & lord, there are some people who I see every damn day (read: coworkers) that ask me this and I don't understand why!!! Le sigh.Well